I decided to do an interview with Super Z. I was thinking, I'll show off my cute smart kid to the internets. They'll be amazed at what a great parent I am. Um..it didn't turn out quite like that. Instead you get to see how I have scarred my son for life by postponing his birthday party for a month.
Interviewer - So how are liking being back at school?
Super Z - It was good. I love it.
Interviewer - What have you been learning?
Super Z - I have been learning nothing. We don't learn anything.
Interviewer - Q- Then what do you do if you don't learn anything?
Super Z - We just play all day. You learn stuff at big school. I go to little school. Mom, Do I go to fake school?
Interviewer - No, your school is real. It is just preschool.
Super Z - It don't look like real school.
Interviewer - What does real school look like?
Super Z - Real school looks like a big school. You have seen the big school.
Interviewer - Hmm. What was your favorite part about Christmas?
Super Z - January. Almost January. I had my birthday in December right? I haven't had a party. I am still 4. Listen to me, Mom. I am still 4.
Interviewer - You are not 4. You are 5. We are going to have a party soon, I promise.
Super Z - No, Mom. I am going to have a birthday. I haven't had a birthday, I am 4.
Interviewer - You already had your birthday. You just have to have a party.
Super Z - Mom, I did not have a birthday. I am only 4, not 5. Say it, Mom. You did not have a birthday.
Interviewer - Okay, Z. Whatever.