I decided to do an interview with Super Z. I was thinking, I'll show off my cute smart kid to the internets. They'll be amazed at what a great parent I am. Um..it didn't turn out quite like that. Instead you get to see how I have scarred my son for life by postponing his birthday party for a month.
Interviewer - So how are liking being back at school?
Super Z - It was good. I love it.
Interviewer - What have you been learning?
Super Z - I have been learning nothing. We don't learn anything.
Interviewer - Q- Then what do you do if you don't learn anything?
Super Z - We just play all day. You learn stuff at big school. I go to little school. Mom, Do I go to fake school?
Interviewer - No, your school is real. It is just preschool.
Super Z - It don't look like real school.
Interviewer - What does real school look like?
Super Z - Real school looks like a big school. You have seen the big school.
Interviewer - Hmm. What was your favorite part about Christmas?
Super Z - January. Almost January. I had my birthday in December right? I haven't had a party. I am still 4. Listen to me, Mom. I am still 4.
Interviewer - You are not 4. You are 5. We are going to have a party soon, I promise.
Super Z - No, Mom. I am going to have a birthday. I haven't had a birthday, I am 4.
Interviewer - You already had your birthday. You just have to have a party.
Super Z - Mom, I did not have a birthday. I am only 4, not 5. Say it, Mom. You did not have a birthday.
Interviewer - Okay, Z. Whatever.
12 comments:
That's hilarious!
Now you go throw him the biggest party ever!
Seriously, I love that Super Z. He's a Super genius!
I love it! Especially the "listen to me mom". This corner of the internets is still amazed.
It's things like this that make me look forward to the day when I'll be a father :)
Ah, Serina, this young man can play you like a fine violin. You had better watch out...
Hehehe! That was hilarious! That sounds just like my 4 year old. Too funny!
That is too funny! If I had to subtract a year for each year my kids didn't have a birthday party, my 10 year old would be, um, 2.
From one late Dec. bday to another, I totally understand Z!! I really do! Oh, S. That was classic!
That's what I call an interview. I wish I'd have gone to fake school. It's more fun!
I would really really like to talk to Super Z. He sounds soooo cute and so much fun!
That was great! Super Z is awesome.
Poor thing. Still four. Maybe he's been reading your blog and saw the description on the side. Even his mom thinks he's still four.
:)
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