"How many rotations per minute is your motor doing right now?"
"Actually, I would eat it if you would stop thinking about it."
"I am a teenager now. I have pickles on my face."
"What if a giant astronaut sawed the Earth in half?"
"Can Princess H go live with Lee Lee and Sissy come live with us?"
"I am going to marry Katie Belle. She is going to sleep on my bottom bunk and we are going to drink coffee together."
"My Dad has a job. He makes money."
"I can't wear underwear anymore. It gives me a rash."
"I can't wear striped shorts. They give me a rash."
" I can't sleep with H. She makes me itch."
(He has very sensitive skin.)