Tuesday, February 19, 2008

The Wisdom of Super Z

- God is black. God is holding the earth and the sun and all the planets in his hand. His hand must be space...space is black...God is black.

-Hulks are real. They live on the other side of the planet along with all of the cartoon characters. (He got this tidbit of wisdom from a classmate.)

- Old people who don't have real teeth should not be able to talk. Babies without teeth can't talk...

- If you don't have a party, you do not age. ( He had his party this weekend...he is FINALLY 5)

- The people you love are your family.

- The people who love you are the people you love.

- If your power goes out you didn't pay your bill. You should walk around and flip every light switch in your house to make sure that you didn't pay your bill.

- Everyone that you know wants to know everything about you.

- If sisters are bad, you should take them back to the hospital.

- Babies should be able to crawl as soon as they are born.

- If you say something that he doesn't lke or agree with, you HAVE to be joking.

5 comments:

lisa marie said...

No, no, no, please don't have babies crawling as soon as they're born. What a mess that would be. The fact babies can't move for the first few months is the only thing that helps moms get any sleep.

anglophilefootballfanatic said...

I'm so GLAD he's finally 5 :0 That boy has some serious creativity.

zero_zero_one said...

Super Z is wiser at 5 than I am at 27, I'm serious... :)

Amanda said...

He IS WISE!! And SUPER CUTE!

Leigh said...

Addendum to point seven.

- If your power goes out you didn't pay your bill. You should walk around and flip every light switch in your house to make sure that you didn't pay your bill. This applies even during Hurricane Katrina. You should be especially diligent in trying every light switch for days just to confirm that you still haven't paid your bill. You should then complain to local house management and ask to be moved to better accommodations.