Fun Monday

The Host:

I.T. Guy

The Assignment:

I need YOU (yes, the wonderful YOU!) to pick 5 memorable lines from 5 different movies (if you could tell us which character said it and to whom, would be a bonus)...and tell us to WHOM (who in the people in your life) you could have said those lines.

Line 1: Yeah well, you're just a doorman..doorman...doorman...
The sister in Knocked Up says this, or somthing very like it to...get this, the doorman at a club.
Randy and I say this all of the time...or different versions of this. I do not know why...Interesting, no? But it makes us laugh.

Line 2: You your honor, can go to hell, hell, hell.
This is Billy the Kid from Young Guns 2. I would love to say this to lots of people all the time. Haha, well, not quite lots. I actually only ever say it to Randy, all in fun of course.

Line 3: I need my blubber, it keeps me warm! Sea PIG!!
This is from a cartoon sketch..I want to say it was something like Dr. Katz?? I could be crazy. All I know is that it was the funniest sketch ever about a mantitee. I screech this at my sister whenever I am feeling particularly goofy.

Line 4: Greetings and salutations.
J.D., the Christian Slater character from Heathers, stole my 12 year old heart with this line. I have still been known to throw this one out there on occasion...to anybody...because I am that cool.

Line 5: You'll shoot your eye out.
This was Mrs. Parker, the Mom in A Christmas Story. This is the perfect line for me, the Mom of a 5 year old wild man. I say this day in and day out. Thank God, I am not a prophet like my Mom. If she says it, it happens, no lie.

Happy MONDAY!!